Remember when Mario Balotelli set his own house on fire after setting fireworks off in his bathroom?
Well it looks like we’ve got our very own Mario Balotelli at the club in the shape of goal machine Diafra Sakho.
He’s scored four goals in four games, so you can forgive him for feeling he deserves to sit down with his feet up and cuppa. But what he hasn’t quite got to grips with is that the 21st century has blessed us with electric kettles.
Instead, Sakho decided to boil some water on the stove before jumping in the shower. What followed was, inevitably, a fire and an evacuation, which Karren Brady reveals in her column in yesterday’s Sun newspaper.
Absolutely superb from our new goal scorer. Bless him.