Strikers…
We all expected the transfer rumours to pick up once we’d named a new manager.
But no one really expected the kind of players we’ve been linked with.
Reports tonight claim we’ve been handed permission by Chelsea to discuss personal terms with striker Loic Remy (yep, the same Loic Remy to have rejected us twice in the past), while we’re also thought to be preparing a £7million bid for Galatasaray forward Burak Yilmaz, who we were linked with last summer.
But if two strikers weren’t enough, we’ve also been linked with the following: Duvan Zapata (again!), Jordon Rhodes (again!), Claudio Beauvue and Javier Hernandez.
Where’s Andre Ayew? He’s just signed for Swansea after we refused to pay him £100k-a-week. Bothered.
Who needs defenders anyway?
Next!
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