Sam Allardyce celebrated his 60th birthday on Sunday, as well as masterminding West Ham’s climb to the dizzying heights of fourth in the Premier League.

Having been told he must deliver a more attractive style of football this season, the big man has gone from being public enemy number one in east London, to the saviour of our famous West Ham Way.

So how did he celebrate? A few glasses of wine with the missus? A night out on the lash with the lads? An early night with a pizza in front of the X Factor?

None of the above. He was actually dancing topless with a man dressed as a bear. Because that’s what you do when you realise West Ham are FOURTH in the Premier League…