Given our transfer record over the last few seasons, you have to wonder whether we’re set for another frustrating and disappointing summer transfer window.

You just wouldn’t be surprised if we missed out on all our top targets early on and ended up signing four or five free agents on deadline day, all of which would be Premier League has-beens or foreign 30-somethings looking for one last half-hearted pay day.

So, in anticipation of that happening (although there is a feeling inside that we’re going to have a good window for once), here’s the ‘Nightmare XI’ for West Ham next season.

Take a look. This XI would surely send us down to the Championship…

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